Blame it on Rio

I wish every sport had weight classes.  I’d like to see Heavyweight Pole Vault and Rhythmic Dance.

There’s an obvious joke there- I’m picturing an NFL Lineman prancing across the mat trailing a ribbon- but I’m serious, too.

Different bodies have different abilities.  When short people play basketball, the game is subtly different than when tall people play.

I want to see what the other bodies can do.