Words
This was written by Jill Thomas Doyle:
- An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
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A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
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A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
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An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
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Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
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A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
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Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
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A question mark walks into a bar?
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A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
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Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out– we don’t serve your type.”
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A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
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A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
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Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
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A synonym strolls into a tavern.
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At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar– fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
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A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
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Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
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A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
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An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
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The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
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A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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A dyslexic walks into a bra.
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A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
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A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
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A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
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A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony
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- Tagged: humor, words
Omg they are all so beautiful haha. Had a good laugh reading them! Thanks for sharing 🖤
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Wow…this is unique 👌😀
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